World Of Warcrap (Part 23)
Jordan | March 26th, 2011
Logging Out Is Hard To Do
I was already a Hero in Warcraft… and now I’m a Hero in the real world too!
But in all seriousness, Josh would be dead if it wasn’t for me and New Guy would have undoubtedly became WoW Guy’s assistant. Can you imagine spending your day assisting a WoW junky? From 9 to 5 you’d be changing out bed-pan, going on snack runs and giving sponge baths between raids. Huh, maybe we should let WoW Guy borrow the newbie for a while after this whole ‘fighting to the death’ thing blows over… maybe New Guy would be a little more appreciative of everything we do for him (Or rather, don’t make him do for us).
Now that I think of it though, a sponge bath does sound pretty sweet. If you’ll excuse me, I have an underling to degrade.