The Social Code – Part 9
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Jordan | August 19, 2011
Return of the Wise-Guy
To answer the questions you are undoubtedly asking yourself…
1. No, that wasn’t Samuel L. Jackson, sadly
Sam (I call him Sam because he is a close, personal friend) really wanted to do a day on our comic but he had some scheduling conflicts. But hopefully when that gig wraps (I think he called it, “When Hell Freezes Over”) he will be in our comic. Perhaps we should have told them we’d have some combination of aircraft and venomous reptiles. I’m sure he’d have JUMPED at that.
2. In the next panel of this comic, it would have shown me lifting the boulder with my mind. Unfortunately, we just couldn’t fit that shot into the comic. Worst still, the panel after that would have featured me dropping the rock on those snot-nosed brats that doubted my Power.
3. Yes, the comic IS better when I’m in it, I completely agree.
4. How did I know how to answer your questions before you even asked them, simple. The perfect combination of The Force and sheer, unmitigated Awesomeness. Oh and humbleness.
No, “Two and a Half Men” won’t be as good without Charlie Sheen. Lucky for me, the only Chuck Lorrie show I watch is, “The Big Bang Theory”…Sheldon FTW!
If you have any more questions for me about ANY TOPIC WHATSOEVER, do not hesitate to call upon my awesome, awesome Powers! Simply Comment and I WILL respond with THE definitive answer to your question.
You CAN (I mean, if you want to) also ask questions of Josh, Tim or even The New Guy!
[Disclaimer: Answers received from all non-Jordan members of Imagine Industries are subject to Epic Fail]
Josh | August 19, 2011
As you can all tell, Jordan is a little sad he has been out of the comic for a while, so I will let him rant and rave about his “epic return”, when in all reality he was only brought back so we could make a “tiny penis” joke.
As for Samuel L, he has cancelled our lunch dates for 8 weeks strong now… but once I pin him down I will make sure and ask him why he is avoiding our comic. We only want what’s best for our fans, and as Jordan stated, possibly mentioning “snakes” or “planes” would have helped. I mean, have you read our comic? It’s not outside the realm of possibility.