The Fox And The Hound…Are Doing It
Jordan | October 24, 2011
Bucket-Bat: The NEW sport that’s taking the world by storm!
Bucket-bat was invented by our own, Sale Jovic in protest to the overpaid and overly glorified players of Major League Baseball (but really, because the World Series keeps playing on FOX instead of new Family Guy episodes). Regardless of his reasons, Bucket-bat is here!
The Game (btw, I just lost the Game 🙂 ) is simple to understand. First, get a bat and a bucket (both must be league approved) and find at least one friend (preferably one that you don’t like but likes you). Now, take turns having one player wearing the bucket and the other using the bat. Only the player holding the bat can score runs.
To score a run, you must make your opponent do anything of these things:
*Flinch before the strike
*Wet their pants
*Bleed through the bucket, not out the bottom (this is known as a Grand Slam)
Each player’s turn with the bat allows them three strikes and then their turn is over. Hitting each other with the bat anywhere but the bucket, while hilarious, is illegal and will end your turn. There are nine innings in a league game of Bucket-bat (but no one ever gets that far).
Now, get out there and play!
Bucket-bat Executive Vice President,
**Disclaimer: Bucket-bat should not be played by anyone at anytime and, though not every Country’s courts have offically ruled on Bucket-bat, it would undoubtedly be illegal in all of them…except Serbia.**
I’m even working on a song:
Cause it’s One, Two, Three Strikes You’re Out…for about a week.
Josh | October 24, 2011
Hahaha ok I am being genuine when I say that this is the best project I have ever been a part of in my life. I remembered that this episode got written a couple of weeks ago, but reading it now just made me laugh out loud. Sale… amazing work with Bucket-Bat. I completely approve. And Jordan, I expect the song for Bucket-Bat to be finished by the end of the week. GO!