Star Wars: The EXTRA Special Edition: Return of the Douche-bag
Jordan | October 17, 2011
Redemption Only Goes So Far…
Sure, they can forgive Anakin killing Obi-wan, heck they can even forgive him kicking off his 20 year Dark Lord run by murdering an innocence batch of Younglings but what CAN’T be forgiven is Lucas cutting Hayden Christensen into the last scene of Episode VI.
A Strongly Worded Letter To George Lucas:
Hi Mr. Lucas,
I want to start off by saying I’m a fan of your work. I loved Star Wars since I was 5 years old. In fact, I’ve seen Episode V more than any other movie in my life. I like the fact that you care so much about the Star Wars movies that you made three whole new Star Wars movies and though I didn’t love them the same way I loved the Original three, I did enjoy them (especially Episode III and the Duel from Episode I).
Now, the hard part…
You need to stop FUCKING with my, and all of the other fan’s, childhood! What you’ve done with the Original Trilogy has turned our once awesomely ‘ahead of its time’ series into a joke. Knock it the hell off! If you want to fiddle with the Star Wars Universe, please just make new movies or write a Novel. But once you put out a movie, that needs to be it.
Josh | October 17, 2011
Haha… I really enjoy this comic. Mostly because Anakin really is a huge douche. 🙂 Oh, and even though I am not AS big of a Star Wars fan as Jordan… I 100% agree.