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Jordan | May 23, 2011

Damn That’s An Ugly Baby!

In my line of work (serving food, not writing a comic), I see a ton of people and since it’s Spring, many of them are either preggers or carrying around their little bundles of joy. Although I find many of them cute, babies are like people, there are a lot of winners and a lot of losers.  I just want people to be self aware of that fact and what their baby ‘really’ looks like before they ask me if, “My baby isn’t the cutest thing you’ve ever seen?”.  This comic is my response to a particularly delusional women whom asked 6 people right in front of me that very question.  All I could think was, I hope your little ‘Kuato’ there makes a ton of money, cause that’s the only way he’s ever going to reproduce.

By the way, If you didn’t get the punchline to this comic then you’ve missed out on one of the true gems of the early 90’s.  Total Recall is one of the best, bad movies ever made and you would be remiss if you didn’t watch it at least once.

In keeping with the theme of this post and comic, check out today’s musical guest, the extremely funny Stephen Lynch!

P.S. Even I’m a little worried about embedding this video…

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hahaha I absolutely get the reference and love Total Recall… and yes as Spittoon pointed out they are making a “Remake” of it if you can even call it that… I’d like to call it a “de-make” of Total Recall…. or maybe “Partial Recall” i got a million of um… but the new one stars Colin Ferrel who was eloquently stated in a review I read online as “not even half of what Schwarzenegger weighed at birth”. And in the new movie they dont go to Mars… wait WHAT? thats like THE movie haha no mutants, no Kuato, no Mars… it supposed to be an adaptation that is closer to the original novel that Total Recall was loosely based off of. However may I just say who many American movie goers are going to go see Partial Recall and say “oh that was way more like the book”… I’ll let you answer that yourselves

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