See You At The Party, Richter!
Jordan | May 23, 2011
Damn That’s An Ugly Baby!
In my line of work (serving food, not writing a comic), I see a ton of people and since it’s Spring, many of them are either preggers or carrying around their little bundles of joy. Although I find many of them cute, babies are like people, there are a lot of winners and a lot of losers. I just want people to be self aware of that fact and what their baby ‘really’ looks like before they ask me if, “My baby isn’t the cutest thing you’ve ever seen?”. This comic is my response to a particularly delusional women whom asked 6 people right in front of me that very question. All I could think was, I hope your little ‘Kuato’ there makes a ton of money, cause that’s the only way he’s ever going to reproduce.
By the way, If you didn’t get the punchline to this comic then you’ve missed out on one of the true gems of the early 90’s. Total Recall is one of the best, bad movies ever made and you would be remiss if you didn’t watch it at least once.
In keeping with the theme of this post and comic, check out today’s musical guest, the extremely funny Stephen Lynch!
P.S. Even I’m a little worried about embedding this video…