Raiders of the Lost Chair (Part 5)

Jordan | May 16, 2011

Almost There

We are coming to the end of our first arc. Mind you, if Bin Laden hadn’t ‘Bin’ Shot, we would have ‘Bin’ finished already (what can I say, I love awful puns).  Speaking of awful, I truly thought that “THOR” would turn out to be awful but according to everyone I know whom went and saw it, it was far better than they expected.  I may go see it this week if no one gives me a good reason not to. Please, oh please give me a good reason!

No one figured out what film the weapon Jordan was using in the last episode was, so I will give you a hint…Sylvester Stallone (Sadly, it’s not The Italian Stallion).  If no one figures it out by Friday, I will demand that all our readers commit Seppuku…or play Sudoku, which ever is worse.

Finally, we’d like to thank you all for all your support in checking us out ever week and voting for us on all these different sites. I know it might only take a minute for you but really helps us out. As a way of making it up to you, here is the Lonely Island Boys feat. Micheal Bolton, enjoy!
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1) Excuse to not see Thor: Digging into the underbelly of comic books to make moves is getting old. Yes, Yes I know Thor is fairly well known I just think that in the last 10 years or so with the success of the Batman, Spiderman, X-men movies its become the newest trend for summer movies… “I’m gonna reach into my Son’s comic collection and the first one I pull out is this summer’s blockbuster” I know its weird coming from me because I’ve always been front and center wanting to see more movies based on comic heroes but I dunno the industry just seems so diluted with them these days. The film industry goes through these times of saturation though… there was a time when 1 out of every two movies that came out was a Western… but anyway I digress. Short answer Jordan “I don’t want to see it because its too trendy”

2) Demolition Man, I win

1) Thanks for the out, I think I will just wait and watch it when it comes out on DVD.

2) Ding Ding Ding, we have a winner! Your prize is a 2 week, no expenses paid trip to North Korea! You will fly first class (if you can afford it) to lovely South Korea, where you will sneak North through some of the most breath-taking country on God’s green Earth, while avoiding being caught and killed by Kim Jong Il’s friendly staff of brainwashed Foot Soldiers and Snipers. Once inside the Country, you will be treated to some of the finest Korea cuisine including the tantalizing delicacy…Fido. Finally, since you will undoubtedly be branded a subverter of Il’s “Perfect Society”, you’ll be whisked away to spend 3 unspeakably serene years in a Private Isolation Chamber…Spa, and just when you think you couldn’t dream of it getting any better, the Grand Leader himself comes by to see you off personally to the Great Beyond.

Congratulations for your impressive victory and Bon Voyage!

Our artist Sale pointed out to me that Spittoon actually guessed Demolition Man on the last comic something like 20 minutes before Bra did. I have no choice but to send Spittoon and Bra both to North Korea…it has been decreed.

Also, Sale is surprised and appalled that no one guessed it was a marital aid…that’s not what he called it, mind you but we run a clear show here, Dammit!

You were in there a week. No I wasn’t Matilda, it’s called a “day spa”

In my defense as supreme winner of the lovely Korean vacation Spittoon was spouting random Stallone movies and I got it with one answers… so there, spittoon has to sit in the back of the rickshaw…

I would like to thank you for the efforts you have put in writing this site, Jordan. I’m hoping the same high-grade site post from you in the future as well. Actually your creative writing skills has inspired me to get my own blog going now. Really blogging is spreading its wings and growing quickly. Your write up is a good example.

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