Not For Prophet

Jordan | May 5, 2011

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Well, we had planned on bringing you Raiders Part 4 today but something really, really big happened this week and we didn’t want to wait 2 weeks to comment on it.  Rest assured, Raiders will continue, as originally planned but we just had to do something special.

I’m not going to tell you like you don’t already know but the first death occurred where people are actually aloud to be happy about it since Hitler.  I mean, Americans aren’t dancing in the streets (at least I don’t think they are) but we all are in our hearts.  American’s haven’t gotten such good news since we found out that Twinkies basically last forever.  The only people I really feel bad for in this situation are the English Royal Family, they spent over $48 million dollars this week on a wedding that no one even knows happened.

But back to the man of the hour.  Bin Laden did so much for Arabs across the world.  You see, before September 11th, I knew several Arab people from school that I just blindly assumed were peace-loving, friendly people.  Thanks to Osama, lots of folks in town treated those supposedly “good people” like crap and in a few cases threatened violence against them.  Good thing the “Real Americans” stood up to that clear and obvious group of murderous Arabs hiding amongst us.   They tried to fool us by being born here and being horrified by terror attacks but people weren’t fooled (Please note that this is all heavily sarcastic).

Sadly, little is known about Bin Laden’s final hours or indeed final words, I just hope he said something poignant like, “Don’t get it in my eye.”  That’s what she said Osama, that’s what she said.

Peace…

hopefully 🙂

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6 Comments

Is it sad that I thought he meant Voldemort when he said ‘he who shall not be named’?


Shhhhh! Don’t say his name!

It’s not sad that you thought that at all, I was making a “You know who” reference with the line. If anything you just got it more than others.


Im curious if you ever have problems with what people post? The internet never used to be like that, although it seems to be changing for the better. What are your thoughts?


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