Houston, We Have A Problem
Jordan | February 17, 2011
Bobby Brown and Other Drugs
I want to start by saying that we knew Adele was from the UK when we spoke of “National Treasures”. That being said, we are officially annexing her for the United States of America (Sorry England). The whole Country got together and had a vote before the Grammys and decided we are taking her but we will gladly give you back The Beckham, no sweat (we’ve been trying to trade them to Belgium for some waffles but they were holding out for a better deal).
For our faithful fans, we are going back to the “World of Warcrap” Arc on Monday but we couldn’t help but vent a bit of our anger at the news of Whitney Houston’s passing.
More stuff we are officially taking from other Countries…
Heidi Klum from Germany… and Seal (Who isn’t actually a Country but his face does kinda look like a Topographical Map).
Coffee Beans from Columbia (Bobby Brown did request we take something else but he’s on time-out right now).
The Great Wall of China from well, China (They used it to keep Mongolians out and apparently the Republican Party had a similar idea).
Inexpensive Prescription Drugs from Canadian (Because a little Codeine shouldn’t cost 30 dollars).
And Lady Gaga from Mars
Here is what we are willing to trade…
Larry The Cable Guy to France (Hey, they thought Jerry Lewis was funny…)
The Bloods and The Crips to Any Country that needs a Gorilla Military
The Cast of Glee to Libya (unless you can think of somewhere more dangerous to strand them)
Madonna to England (Since she seems to think that’s where she’s from anyway).
And Finally, Bill O’Reilly to Germany (I hear they’ve been looking for an impassioned new leader to bring their Nation back to it’s former glory!)
If I don’t get hate mail this time, I’m going to be very disappointed!