Tim | February 21, 2011
The SECOND greatest person…Ever!
I’d like to take this opportunity to formally introduce myself, I’m Tim Cruise. What’s that you ask? Am I related to a certain world famous, mega-star who will remain nameless…well, let me stop you right there and say… you know it. I’m only sorry that you’ve been without me for the first 2 comics. I know, I know, I was behind a door in the first episode but now that you’ve seen me up close and personal, you know what a sad consultation that is. Well, know this fans, no matter what happens in your life, no matter how bad things get…you can always come back here, to this episode, and look upon my beautiful, remarkably familiar face anytime you want. And in this uncertain world, it’s good to have something you can count on, isn’t it…?
T. Cruise Out